What The--?! #1 (On Sale Mid-January 2027)
Marvel Comics
BECAUSE NO ONE (BUT STEPHEN WACKER) DEMANDED IT: WHAT THE --?! RETURNS FROM OBLIVION! FROM THE ASHES... wait, no, let me start over. THE LIGHT HAD ITS — no, that's not it either... WHO SAYS A COMIC HAS TO BE GOOD??? THE MARVEL MAG OF MIRTH AND MAYHEM brings you the most serious, intelligent and all-around thought-provoking stories to the comics page. Not just words — it's pictures too! In good ol'CMYK!
In your hands, YOU HAVE THE POWER! THE POWER... to spend $4.99 (plus tax, in NJ) to preserve the Marvel Legacy you know and love. Comics are supposed to be fun!*
ALSO: THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE #27 YOU'LL EVER ADD TO YOUR DISTINGUISHED COMIC COLLECTION!* * *No guarantees of fun, ha-has, chuckles, giggles, goofs OR gaffes, nor will I issue any refunds. **Like anyone can afford that first appearance... in this economy?! Our solemn promise: There will be ABSOLUTEly no CHIP ZDARSKY in this issue! Pinky swear!
